these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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