windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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