I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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