Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
