dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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