Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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