I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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