love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
