My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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