i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I'm really busy with my period
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