Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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