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You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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