I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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