there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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