Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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