You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
