I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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