Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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