I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize
