It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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