You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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