pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm at about main and main street
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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