idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
