covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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