I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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