Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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