On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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