So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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