There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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