We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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