they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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