Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
