When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
