awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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