Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
