Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
