do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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