so explain again why im purple
no
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
