is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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