Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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