lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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