I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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