Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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