Will you blow on my dice?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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