marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Can I color on your dick again?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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