Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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