there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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