What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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