Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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