he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I forget how to act sober
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