porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
my shit smells like andre
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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